ERIC AND STACEY...THE IDIOTS

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Hello, I'm Eric. A real man...a thinking man, a complicated man. Would I go so far as to say a great man?...yes, yes I would. I knew from an early age that I was something special, my mother told me so. To this day I hear almost on a daily basis how proud I make people just for being me. Often times I over hear people say "look at him shopping on his own" or "bless his heart" or "wow! Look at you...driving a car with no help". Even after all this time Stacey will pet my head and tell me what a good boy I am. I also invented chairs...so yeah, you're welcome.

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Hi!  I'm Stacey.  Not even slightly manly.  I wish I could sing without people telling me to stop or covering their ears and making a big deal about it and that carved pumpkins would last for way longer than they do...it's totally unfair.  I have a black glitter skeleton called Hugues (pronounced Oooog, but french-like).  Um.....and, also, I don't like mean people and I'm shoe mad but I prefer to be barefoot.  That is all.